Memorable Conversation With My Husband

We were driving through the rolling hills of SheVegas and were stopped at a stoplight. I look over and see this guy on a motorcycle, also at the stoplight. Then I notice that Steve is waving to the guy, and the guy is waving back.

"That's so-and-so, I work with him."
"Oh. He has really skinny legs." (I'm jealous.)
"He's kind of a jerk. He thinks he knows everything and he is never wrong."
"So kinda like me?"
"Yeah, except you really *do* know everything."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I finally got it out of him!

Tell me that every single wife out there doesn't want to hear her husband say this!