It's been a while, hasn't it?

I guess I have had other things on my mind lately.

Things that are making me crazy presently:
1. There is a lot of poop in my life right now. Poop on the floor; poop on my shirt; poop in people's undies; poop in, around, and on the toilet.
2. SOMETHING is in my stomach.
3. My husband thinks that me, him, and two kids can live in a 750 sq. ft. house.
4. I **GET** that I am not the homeschooling type, but which one of YOU would send your kids to a public school in Shevegas??
5. The house is CONSTANTLY dirty. CONSTANTLY. I can't bend down to clean anything, and Steve can't get out of the recliner the days that he IS home.
6. I am going to be losing $40,000 when I sell my house.
7. You can't fit three car seats in the backseat of a Vibe.
8. Seven miles sometimes isn't far enough.
9. I can't pig out as much as I would like because of #2.
10. There is a lot of poop in my life right now.